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Fortune Cookie Jokes

Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no.

I just open a fortune cookie that had no paper inside. . it was unfortunate.

Today I had a fortune cookie that had no fortune inside. . it was very unfortunate.

Fortune cookie: “Every exit can be an entry” Long story short:
My girlfriens said no.

I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

The real joke is that this is what my fortune cookie said.

I still remember my first fortune cookie. . and how much it tasted like paper.

I once received a fortune cookie of which the fortune was immediately fulfilled. “You will have a weak dessert”

My friend eats his fortune cookies with the fortune still inside. I think he chews wisely

After finishing our Chinese food, my husband. After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate.

“All your dreams will come true”, said my fortune cookie And the next day I realized, I went to work naked and couldn’t run when I got chased by that monster

My fortune cookie was spot on. It said, You will soon let go of a small piece of paper.

According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin! It said my life will have a purpose.

I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies. And now I’m fluent in Chinese.

I always swallow fortune cookies whole. It gives me something to read on the toilet.

My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor’s advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant.

What does a programmer say after reading the fortune they get from a fortune cookie? Embed

What is the most expensive cookie you can buy? A fortune cookie

A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune. . well that’s unfortunate

I tried making a small triangle out of paper. It looked more like a fortune cookie

That was unfortunate.

A fortune cookie told me I would soon be making a change for the better, It’s amazing how it knew I was suicidal.

What do you call a funny fortune cookie? An inside joke

My fortune cookie had no fortune in it. That’s unfortunate

My fortune cookie told me today to not worry about money because the best things in life are free. I think the cookie is telling me to rob a bank.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.

– Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Did you hear about mrs. fortune cookies divorce? Now shes misfortune cookie.

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