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You can’t beat Minecraft Steve’s Smash Bros. victory screen

This is even sillier when you realize what he’s holding .

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He really should get that looked at . Image: Nintendo via Xenobia/YouTube

Minecraft protagonist Steve joined Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’s roster with a patch on Tuesday. Smash Bros. fans on social media have noticed he’s been endowed with a victory pose that is . happy to see you, let’s say.

At least, that’s what all you filthy horndog perverts with your gutter minds might choose to see. Steve’s victory screen, one of four, is actually 100% innocent, this is only a very deliberate framegrab meant to make Steve seem, er, Randy. Here’s the whole thing:

Only in, like, the last six hundredths of a second does it look like Steve is going all C-3PO on us. (This is even weirder when you consider the animation starts with him chowing down on what appears to be, um, cooked beef.)

Here, we’ll help you understand this better by going through it in unnecessary detail like it’s the Zapruder film or something.

In frame 1 we see Steve’s meat hovering over his crotch but haven’t yet drawn any sophomoric inferences. Image: Nintendo via Xenobia/YouTube

Only when the bottom part of the key graphic starts, ahem, rising does this give you a reason to snicker.

Frame 2, however, adds color and someone (not Jerry Falwell, Jr.) to watch. Image: Nintendo via Xenobia/YouTube

And now the rest of the sequence, frame-by-frame.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fans are having a good time with a framegrab of Minecraft Steve’s victory screen, which appears to place a large, erm, phallic symbol over his crotchal area. ]]>